I found this tiny Nosferatu figure in a HMV bargain bin. He stands at 1.25 inches tall and allegedly glows in the dark. Part of a line of miniaturised Mego Horror action figures (other figures to collect include: Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, The Fly, The Headless Horseman, Egyptian Mummy and Dracula).

But if horror isn't your thing, SuperImpulse make other kinds of micro action figures as well.

A mini Etch-A-Sketch my sister bought me to celebrate finding gainful employment (a job I managed to hold down for about 3 days before I had a mini nervous breakdown, but that's a story for another day).

I can draw basic squares and rectangles with it. Sorry. Take it or leave it, that's all I've got. There's a reason why photography is my visual art of choice.

This keychain game is a replica of Mattel's legendary 1977 Football handheld, an important milestone of the pre Game Boy era of portable gaming. Originally, it used LEDs to simulate a rudimental version of American Football (but this version utilises an LCD display).

Is it accurate to the sport? I dunno, but it confuses me a little and seems to go on for way too long (so it is like the real deal after all!). P.S. Peter Quinn uses a heavily modified game as a tracking device in the opening scene of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2.

"Slinky, slinky, everyone loves a slinky!" Or, if you want to avoid copyright-infringing legal troubles, "mini springer, mini springer, everyone loves a mini springer!"

But whatever you are legally obliged to call it, it's still very much a slinky. It slinks. It's mini. There is nothing more to say.