Smaller version of the classic Duncan Imperial yo yo. Can do all the basic tricks. I've successfully performed sleep, walk the dog, around the world, forward pass, hop the fence, elevator, around the corner and rock the cradle. Not bad for something that fits on a keyring and isn't much bigger than a 50p. Swap the string out for a better one, though. And be careful with it! It's surprisingly heavy and could probably kill a cat or a bird if it got away from you.

Two Rubik's branded puzzle keychains (The classic 3x3 Rubik's cube and a Rubik's snake). I actually recently learned how to solve a Rubik's cube. It's only taken me 37 years. Sad but true, this lofty achievement ranks highly among my life's attainments.

The original Korg Mini synthesizer. It's not terribly useful for anything tuneful (the later models with quantizing are better for that), but if you want to make tortured atonal "music" for a sci-fi hellscape while sitting on the lavatory, this is the synth for you.

Modelled after the classic Tamiya Hornet, this Tomy Q-Steer is a fully functional remote control car. But it needs a reasonably smooth surface, so carpets are generally a no go area. Also, since it has a lithium battery inside it, you must remember to charge it every now and again or it will almost certainly die on you. But yeah, remote control fun "Anytime Baby!" (except on carpets...)